daehnerys:

The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed,
and bound her in her bones.
The seas be ours, and by the powers;
where we will, we’ll roam.

magicalnaturetour:

Daniel Korzhonov

Please send me a fruit?

cute-story-bro:

  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules, and that there is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled. Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive Special Awards for Services to the School.

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

gothingtons:

:OOOO !

theelvesoflindon:

Shutter Shades for Baby by YorikoSakakibara

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

© RPH