Sometimes you just need to dance.
Walk into the club like its a pirates life for me
People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
because tolkien ladies need more love (✿◠‿◠)
You know what’s great? Musicals. You know what’s better? Fucked up musicals.
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.
your characters are like geodes
if you want to see what they’re really made of
you must break them
this is the best writing tip ive heard in ages
Let’s play a game. Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up:
Reason #387 I’ll be single forever:
I sniff test my clothes to see if I need to wash them, especially if I can’t remember when I last washed them or wore them.